Author Topic: DRAGON BALL Involution (Read 76587 times)

Urzanik · « **Reply #125 on:** October 21, 2008, 07:49:18 PM »

Slinker, tio!!!

Puede que hayan hecho como con Serpientes en el Avion, que pusieron el guión en internet, los usuarios lo modificaron poniendo escenas absurdas y topicazos y los productores decidieron meter estos cambios!!

Puede ser una bendición!!!

Slinker · « **Reply #126 on:** October 21, 2008, 07:57:48 PM »

coño por un momento me has contagiado tu estado de ánimo

Yo no sé lo que va a salir de ahí...pero joder...será indescriptible.

¿James Wong tiene hijos? ¿Y esposa?. Porque alguien los va a secuestrar.

Dr_Subzero · « **Reply #127 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:40:06 PM »

Primer análisis de este truñazo amigos... Paso el enlace y pongo el texto para que nadie se libre de ver lo que han hecho con nuestra amada serie

Fuente: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38877

Hello to all of you,

I am a huge fan of your site and constantly visit here but this will be my first time emailing you about something. I love geek movies because there is nothing better than a well made geek movie. Well after watching the 95-100 minutes (excluding credits) of the movie i say this movie was solid. Ya you heard that right. I simply love the anime but I was very very nervous about it being made by fox. After all the studio has been making nothing but shit lately. Another reason why I was worried about this movie is that the director is James Wong who made final destination 1 & 3 and The one starring Jet Li. What I watched had unfinished sfx and with no scoring done yet. Also... they will be adding one or two scenes which will be shot sometime end of october.

Now let me list the positives of this movie

1) Action - I wasn't expecting the action scenes to be as awesome as they were. Simply put the best thing about this movie. The last action scene of Goku vs. Picollo are simply amazing and when picollo takes out his huge fucking ass sword with weird rectangle shape tablet attached it at the tip of sword and slamming it on goku was fucking awesome. Lot of blowing shit up, super cool flying scenes, awesome ki blasts. This fight scene was around 13-15 minutes long. There are other small action scenes that are fun and entertaining with slo mo but nowhere as good as the picollo vs. goku scene.

2) James Marsters as Picollo was awesome. He was perfect as picollo. Very mean and a villain that makes you say fuck ya kick all their asses. Oh and Picollo transforms into a light greenish color picollo towards the end of the movie.

3) Justin Chatwin as Goku. This guy surprised me a lot. I really didn't like him when they casted him as goku but he did a damn good job in the acting department and he nailed the KAMEHAMEHA line.

4) Oozaru - the giant monkey is in the movie. Goku turns into a 8-9 feet tall giant baboon when he looks at the moon. It was awesome looking though a bit CGI. Maybe they will fix it later.

5) Emmy Rossum as Bulma- She was really really good in this role. I liked how she never acted like a wimpy girl and eventhough she knows she can't win against the evil forces yet she kicks ass. A strong female role I will say.

6) Fullum Assasins - I thought adding these monsters were bad idea but they were pretty damn cool and there was an enitre scene where Goku and his friends fight these monsters and that fight scene was pretty damn good.

7) Joon Park as Yamcha was pretty cool. His acting was spot on like the character and they showed some cool fighting techniques of his. The fight scene between him and goku was good.

Negatives

1) Story - Dragonball fans will be dissapointed with some of the changes they have made with stories and characters etc. Krillin isn't in the movie, Tien isn't in the movie too. High school setting for the first 22-23 minutes was so not needed but ah well typical hollywood garbage of adding bullshit like that.

2) Jamie Chung as Chi Chi - Ya this was another casting i didn't like and my worst fears came true. Her acting is as bad as Jessica Alba's in F4 movies but thankfully her screentime isn't that big. I really wished they could have tried harded to find someone else. I hope for sequel she can improve if there is one of course.

3) Chow Yun Fat as Master Roshi - I was dissapointed with this. I wanted the fucking perverted roshi who fucking grabs breasts and asses like in the anime but alas all of that is fucking gone. Also he acted like Mr. Kesuke Miyagi. You know what I mean. The lines he spoke were fine but I felt he was uncomfortable in the movie. Very dissapointed.

4) Shenron the dragon - Ah another huge dissapointment. This is like sentinel in X3 all over again. FUCK FUCK FUCK you fox. So ya they get all the dragonballs and the dragon appears but the dragon is hiding behind fucking clouds and you only see his shadow. The voice of the dragon was provided by none other than Christopher Sabat who provided the voice for the dragon in the american version of the anime. When the dragon spoke it was chilling but damnit it was hiding behind clouds. One can hope they will fix this but chances of that are very slim.

5) Eriko Tamura as Mai was underused character and frankly speaking if that is what their intention was to underuse her then they might as well have not added this character and just added more picollo. Her moments were cool and she basically was there to show her nice boobies but ya she was kinda wasted.

Overall, I would give the movie a 6.5/10 simply because i was expecting disaster but it turned out better. The positives I mentioned coupled with some cool funny goku moments like eating a massive turkey etc. were hilarious. If only Master Roshi was perverted and Shenron was visible I would have given this 9 but ah well they messed up there. Hopefully they will fix shenron as they still have 5 months to movie's release but if not then well fuck you to fox and james wong. But in all seriousness I am glad it aint the disaster I thought it would be. Hopefully you guys will post this. Thank You.

Doom Elite · « **Reply #128 on:** October 27, 2008, 07:16:39 PM »

¿Y lo mantienen escondido detrás de las nubes?
Que mierda.

Slinker · « **Reply #129 on:** October 28, 2008, 07:13:51 PM »

clip de Dragon Ball. Aqui tenéis un breve clip de unos segundos de la pelicula donde vemos como Goku recoge su kimono... Se ha rumoreado durante esta semana la posibilidad de que la película NO SE ESTRENE en la gran pantalla y pase directamente al mercado domestico, pero de momento todo apunta a que solo es un rumor. Ya veis la mierda de Bola de Dragón que sale en el clip.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqTjF_xRm3k[/youtube]

Urzanik · « **Reply #130 on:** October 28, 2008, 07:47:19 PM »

El rumor proviene totalmente de los fanaticos de DB que no quieren que se estrene.

Notese el sarcasmo de la palabra "fanatico", pues cualquier persona con dos dedos de frente no querria verla.

Alex · « **Reply #131 on:** November 07, 2008, 06:43:06 PM »

Leo en los foros de Meri que la transformación monstruo de Goku es la siguiente....

ufff....pa llorar

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Slinker · « **Reply #132 on:** November 07, 2008, 07:07:55 PM »

(avatar birlado by meri)

jajajajajajajaja

JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Macho no puede ser...me niego a creer eso

Alex · « **Reply #133 on:** November 07, 2008, 08:17:51 PM »

Pero si yo ya me lo espero todo

Dicen que no deben ser fakes porque las están retirando de todos lados....

Dr_Subzero · « **Reply #134 on:** November 07, 2008, 08:57:21 PM »

Alex · « **Reply #135 on:** November 07, 2008, 10:58:34 PM »

Ya que estamos....jejeje...

moray33 · « **Reply #136 on:** November 07, 2008, 11:51:59 PM »

No paran de sorprendernos...

the man without eyes · « **Reply #137 on:** November 08, 2008, 12:00:44 AM »

jajaajjaa, increible, que bueno. Mira yo no pensaba verla, pero si eso es verdad iría de cabeza ,porque si con una foto han conseguido que me ria tanto , no me quiero ni imaginar lo que voy a reir con la peli,jajajajaj.

Slinker · « **Reply #138 on:** November 08, 2008, 07:18:11 PM »

coño no sé si descojonarme de la foto de la peli, o de nuestros gifs e imágenes de indignación

en fin........me parece que ya tenemos una adaptación peor que Street Fighter y Super mario bros.

Slinker · « **Reply #139 on:** November 11, 2008, 12:32:10 PM »

Otra imagen del espectacular y gran Goku.

Doom Elite · « **Reply #140 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:08:00 PM »

Estamos ante un nuevo clasico, una nueva cinta de culto.
Quien no la apoye arderá en la hoguera, malditos herejes

Urzanik · « **Reply #141 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »

Lo he dicho en Meristation y lo digo aqui:

Si en DB hay un numero musical o/y Piccolo/Goku cuando se transformen y crezcan lo hacen al estilo Power Rangers...

Si una de las dos se cumple, voy a verla al cine.
Si se cumplen las dos, saldre del Cine diciendo que es la mejor pelicula de la historia.

cat_soldier · « **Reply #142 on:** November 11, 2008, 03:11:28 PM »

llegados a este punto, la unica opción que les keda es hacer todas las coñas posibles y vendernosla como una pelicula absurda ipo top secret o aterriza como puedas

Dr_Subzero · « **Reply #143 on:** November 11, 2008, 06:51:25 PM »

Cuidado lo que pides Urzanik, que igual se cumple

Lo que deberían hacer es reorientarla y venderla como una parodia de DB. Porque macho, pretender hacer algo serio con lo que se ha podido ver es imposible.

Urzanik · « **Reply #144 on:** November 11, 2008, 08:33:02 PM »

Quote from: Dr_Subzero on November 11, 2008, 06:51:25 PM

Cuidado lo que pides Urzanik, que igual se cumple Lo que deberían hacer es reorientarla y venderla como una parodia de DB. Porque macho, pretender hacer algo serio con lo que se ha podido ver es imposible.

Si se cumple, tendre que cumplirla. De todas formas, tengo una apuesta ganada con la pelicula, un amigo decia que no va a recaudar lo que ha costado. Es DB, por muy mierda que sea, lo hara.

Slinker · « **Reply #145 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:39:47 PM »

Urzanik · « **Reply #146 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:42:50 PM »

Slinker, deja de poner fotos de Buffy Cazavampiros, que no tienen nada que ver...

Ah, si son de Dragon Ball

Bulma tiene cara de drogada, Roshi de empanado y Piccolo...de Lord Sith.

Slinker · « **Reply #147 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:49:38 PM »

Sin duda lo mejor de esta película es lo que Bulma tiene entre las piernas (y no me refiero a la moto).

Por lo demás.......le van a llover ostias a tuti-plen cuando se estrene.

Slinker · « **Reply #148 on:** November 13, 2008, 06:58:12 PM »

Por cierto mirad que fan-made más guapos:

Este salió a la luz en el 2002 más o menos, cuando se rumoreó que Roland Emmerich iba a dirigir el film con un presupuesto de 200 kilos.

Poster Fake de la misma época

Fake de "Vegeta" Super Saiyan level 4

Fake poster de Piccolo

Ahora yo me pregunto cómo coño es posible que cualquier fan de la serie, seguramente con insignificantes medios, sea capaz de lograr unos diseños y unos maquillajes (y esto lo digo por la primera foto de piccolo, porque tiene toda la pinta de ser un fan maquillado) infinitamente superiores a los de la porqueria que se nos avecina...

Dr_Subzero · « **Reply #149 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:00:24 PM »

Algo gordo está fallando cuando lo que hacen los amateurs está mejor que lo que nos enseñan los supuestos profesionales. Esto será un mojón que va a oler durante décadas.